Rage from daily consumption of diet soft drinks, raw meat and 2% milk is the topic of a current Senate investigation into the "Violent subculture of American youth." Senate investigators  confirm that raw meat when eaten in moderate quantities and washed down with diet cola or 2% milk is the direct link to rage and violence afflicting young  American children and teenagers today. 

A Surgeon General study found that  "Additives such as aspartame, mutagenic bovine hormone, lipid dna factor, and antibiotic residue found in diet soft drinks,  raw meat and milk  clearly has therapeutic indications to limit logical brain function in 4 out of  5 affluent urban  teenagers.  The same study found that these same additives will cause inoperable brain cancer in uneducated, unemployed, and unwed inner-city crack addicts."

Rush Limbaugh was rumored to have commented on the study by saying , "The right of god fearing,

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Eating their meat raw, clearly outweighs Al Gore's unconstitutional fetish to illegally purchase and own unregistered steak knives while covering himself and Janet Reno in A1 steak sauce." 

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